1. The “Brilliant Negotiator” Item A, listed at $50 B.N. “What is lowest price you will take?” Me. “Make me an offer.” B.N. “What’s your BOTTOM LINE?” Me. “$45" B.N. “Will you take $40?” [Face Palm] 2. The “Car-Less Buyer” Item B, listed for $5 C.B. “I LOVE this item, I really want it, but I don’t have a car. I am trying to find a ride.” Me. “Okay, let me know.” C.B. “I can meet you tomorrow, my boyfriend/mother/grandmother is giving me a ride.” Me. “Great!” [They don’t show up . . . text received 10 minutes after meeting time.] C.B. “My ride fell through. I really, really want the Item B. Will you deliver? 30 miles away? [The sound of my teeth grinding scares my kids.] 3. The “Why-would-I-bother-to-read-the-entire-ad” (W.R.) Item C, listed for $20, in my town, size and con